car vibe

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, while in a vehicle. You check it but it was just the vehicle.

Dude, I get crazy car vibes when you drive.

tube connector

adj. A term used to describe one who connects computers to the internet.

Derived from Ted Stevens' speech of Net Neutrality, in which he referred to the internet as "not something you just dump something on", he called it, "a series of tubes!".

1. Subjective Case, ie. "Paul is a tube connector, he's studying networking at BCIT."
2. Verb Case, ie. "Hurry, connect the tubes!"

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<3

<3 has been so overused it doesn't even mean what it looks like anymore. People use it when they want to show someone they are happy with them. When you do something for someone and they just give you a <3 it doesn't mean much.

SkAtErChIkC: OMG I <3 YOU THANKIEEEEEES
somedude2: lol...

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Across the street

Also known as when someone(emo) cuts themselves across the wrist.
Emo kids usually do it because they want to die, but truthfully that is not a very productive way to do it.

This is where the term "Down the road, not across the street." (also variated with alley and stream/river) originated.

Cutting yourself across the street will just be painful. Chances are it won't kill you, unless you're a hemophiliac. You can still do it if you are emo enough to prove you're hardcore.

When will they learn!? Cutting across the street does nothing! Down the road, all the way!

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aggro

When a creature in an mmorpg attacks you without warning when you step inside it's attack radius.

Aww crap, that 65 elite dragonkin just aggroed.

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the away game

When someone on MSN messenger (or other instant messenger systems like AIM) pretends they are away because they don't want to talk to you, but still want to talk to some people. Basically, it's the less rude form of blocking, but when you block someone they can't see you if you're on.

Damnit, she's playing the away game on me! What did I do wrong? :'(

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let's just be friends

Basically the way someone will break up with you if they are trying put it nicely (see euphemism). The word "just" is the word that hurts. It's like saying, "Let's never go further than being friends. Never." Take out the "just" and it doesn't seem so bad, right?

"Hey Paul, I really like you, let's just be friends." Ehh, this doesn't work.. There has to be a "but" in there.

"Hey Paul, I really like you, but let's just be friends." Perrrfect. That one hurts more than a freight train.

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