phallicy

Deceptive or false appearance of one's own penis size.

Jen hooked up with Jake after the rumor of his man hood spread, only to be deflated by the phallicy that made her so curios in the first place.

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sassafras

Having enormous amounts of random useless knowledge. See also Bill Dawson.

Bill sure showed a lot of sassafras to pull that one off...

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