International Relations

When you fuck a foreigner.

1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.

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internet

If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?

A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.

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slobese

extremely overweight and slow

We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

the hood

1. that which covers the engine of a car, typically made of metal, and opened via a latch within the automobile; 2. a garment covering the head.

Not to be confused with 'hood (c.v.)

1. To change the oil in his car, he first had to lift the hood. 2. Superman wears a cape that has no hood.

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pectation

Anxiety caused by a desire to fondle female breasts.

I couldn't wait to touch her beautiful tits---the pectation was killing me!

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rap

When nobody understands what you're saying, so you say it again and again, in 4/4 time.

1. What he say?
2. Dunno. Wuz rap to me.

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paid programming

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

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