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Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.
Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.
when you blow your nose on a piece of tissue and then wipe your ass with the same tissue.
Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.
135π 20π
An event that ruins a metaphorical erection.
Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."
Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"
64π 17π
Brian likes red bull, but he won't drink coffee what a TBM.
585π 114π
True Blue Mormon; member of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints; momo; LDS
Gerald won't drink coffee and can't wait to get his own planet. Dangit, he's a TBM.
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quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).
She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.
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The act of stealthily hitting a person in the back of the knee, causing the joint too rapidly unlock, sending them to the ground.
There I was, picking up on Amy, when that rat-bastard Richard came and durged me. I had been holding a fart in the chamber, but as I applied effort to keep myself from falling, I blasted an embarassing toot. Needless to say, my conversation with Amy was over.
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