jigger

A penis. Usually used when referring to a prepubescent penis.

Little Jimmy was a retarted boy so he often got his jigger caught in his zipper when he took a piss.

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sooner

To prefer or to favor.

Louis Hawkeye:
"Hey Leblanc, Do you want a bag of dill pickle chips?"
Leblanc:
"Yeah, I suppose but I would sooner salt n' vineagar."

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gowl

When a person utters a long, moaning primal cry. It is almost a combination of a howl, growl and wail. It is often most seen during a strong pleasurable experience at the moment of climax. May be accompanied by shaking and twitching of the entire body.

Lloyd:
"Do you know that John has never had sex with a woman and he is over 40 years old?"
Stanley:
"Yeah, I bet if a good woman got ahold of him, he be gowling!"

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Meat Cove

A beautiful fishing village located on the northern tip of Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada. It's unusual name is believed to have originated from the area being used as a popular location for hunters to dress animal carcass' during it's early history. It's small population is descended from Scottish settlers and most are employed in the fishing and tourisim industries. Surrounded by the Cape Breton Highlands on one side and the Atlantic Ocean on the other, Meat Cove makes for a popular tourist destination in the summer.

I love Meat Cove.

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lever

Another word for a videogame controller.

Xbox 360 has the best levers.

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misc

The name of the miscellanous section of the popular bodybuilding.com forums. Contains all the random topics that aren't appropiate for the other sections of the forum.

It has aquired a stereotype that it is predominatley populated, ironically, by people who don't even work out. Most members enjoy the anonymity the section provides and therefore feel free to post opinions and content that they would otherwise feel too embarrassed to share in real life, often with hilarious results.

Members have the option to post an avatar of themselves to show off their physique as well as the option to list their physical stats and age. If the avatar and/or stats are unflattering, they could end up being reposted by other members mockingly when they disagree with one of their opinions.

Members can be awarded with positive or negative reputation points from other members depending on the content of their posts. The positive points are known as reps/greens and are received for quality posts while negative points, otherwise known as negs, are usually reserved for poor posts and trolls. These trolls are disdainfully known as 'reds' and are largely ignored by the other members of the board.

It is heavily moderated to keep the frequent trolling at bay with moderate success.

"I just got banned from the misc for posting nudes."

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Spoon Pic

A picture which contains a spoon being held by the person in question or somewhere in the frame. It is used to authenticate a poster's unproven claims. The randomness of the spoon makes the picture less likely to have been copied from somewhere else. Originated on the Misc section of bodybuilding.com.

FitGurlXOX: "Why don't you guys believe I'm a real female? I just posted a pic of me showing off my ample cleavage."

Miscer: "How about you post a pic with a spoon tucked between that ample cleavage."

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BigGunz: "I'm 6'5", weigh 300lbs of solid ripped muscle, I own a Ferrari and I'm a model"

Miscer: "Spoon Pic"

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