neck

to suck penis

That bitch got good neck

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HAARP

A government project used to control the weather. The msny hurricanes were thought to be results of extensive HAARP testing. HAARP stands for HIGH FREQUENCY ACTIVE AURORAL RESEARCH PROGRAM.

"omg, HAARP is making anothr hurricane in my area!!!"

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butt gnome

1) A small woodland creature that lives in the hair forest in and around ones Anus. Usually the thicker said forest, the larger chance one would be infested by Butt Gnomes. Usually found in males, but females can become infected if they have a hairy anus as well.

2) Term used as a verbal attack. Who would want to live in a forest of anus hair?

Example 1:
Josh: "How are your Butt Gnomes doing?"

John: "I found one today, when I had my finger in my ass."

Jason: "I will rape him later."

Example 2:
Josh: "Look at my popped-up collar! I am the coolest man alive!"

John: "Whatever, I am pretty sure Butt Gnomes pop up their collars too... What a fag!"

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spongmonkey

They like tha moon!

"We like tha moon!"

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teh

An accidental or deliberate misspelling of the word "the - A word placed before nouns to limit or individualize their meaning."

Most of the time, it's just some idiot who can't type.

I went to teh mall today.

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pound

5 bucks

Dogg, what up wit that pound you owe me.

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Adism

This is where Adster types with boxing gloves on. (Much like Strong Bad of homestarrunner.com fame )

-Ad- i kinda joined the board just to ask a simpel noon quesion

Translation -
I kinda joined the board just to ask a simple noob question.

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