cuddify

The transition a cow makes from calf to adult. Describes the process by which a calf loses its cheerful, playful, and inquisitive nature and begins to to stand around doing nothing but chew its cud.

As a calf, that cow was really cute, but now that it's cuddified, it just stands around looking stupid, even in the rain.

Once the cows cuddify, they'll be the dumbest creatures alive.

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laundromat cuckolding

Getting your clothes washed for free by tossing them into someone else's washer/dryer load.

"These aren't my jeans."
"Someone's probably laundromat cuckolding you."

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unorganized crime family

A family in which almost every member is guilty of one crime or another, and most or all were caught. A family of incompetent criminals, sad to the point of funniness.

My girlfriend is part of an unorganized crime family. Her dad's had a half dozen DUI's, her uncle is in jail for robbery, her aunt got caught with drugs, her sister got caught shoplifting, her cousin tried to steal a car, and her other cousin tries to write bad checks.

lambikini

A hot girl driving a cool car. Especially true if the girl is wearing a bathing suit and if the car is a Lamborghini. However, given the rarity of this combination, any combination of hot girl and cool car will suffice.

"Dude, did you see the lambikini that just went by?"

"I bet that lambikini's great for hugging curves."

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ghoastee

pronounced "ghost + tee"
Very thin, unprominent facial hair. Usually because a young man is making an effort at growing a goatee or beard when his hair is not yet thick enough. The ghost, or shade, of a goatee.

You're still too young for facial hair. That ghoastee just makes you look stupid.

Dude, you have to shave off your ghoastee.

lollipop

Also lolipop.

A genre of music related to pop. Characterized by adults, usually women, singing in a slightly childish way. Erin McCarley and Lenka are examples of lollipop musicians. Some of Katy Perry's songs, such as "Waking Up in Vegas" also have a lollipop sound.

The name derives from the music being a cutesy, sweet version of pop. May also be written as lolipop, in which case it is short for "lolita pop". Lolita fashion is a trend in Japan characterized by adults, usually women, dressing like children, typically with a Victorian style. Types include "sweet lolita" and "gothic lolita". Just as lolita fashion involves adults dressing like children, lolita pop involves adults singing like children.

Are you listening to a bunch of nine year olds singing?
Nah, it's just lollipop.

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escalator etiquette

Rules of courtesy for using an escalator, particularly in Japan. Essentially, if you are not going to continue walking while on the escalator, stick to one side (in Japan, the left side) so that walkers have room to pass.

"If you're going to treat the escalator like a theme park ride, at least have the decency to observe escalator etiquette."

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