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dropping the kids off at the pond

To poo; the act of taking a shit.

In the morning, after a bran muffin and a couple of cups of coffee, I really get the urge to drop the kids off at the pond.

by idgaf January 23, 2004

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cautious

When you drop your keys in San Francisco and kick them all the way to Seattle before you bend over to pick them up

A prision inmate should be cautious when picking up a bar of soap

by idgaf December 19, 2003

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