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To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
"When the weather conditions contain the only state of air-borne H20 which has been scientifically proven to be more miserable than eating dry oatmeal while wearing wet socks."
"Whenever it is sleety, I wish I were cuddled up at home with a warm blanket and a book."
"Dad refused to let the sleety weather dampen his spirits at the amusement park. The same cannot be said of the rest of the family..."
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aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"
Brunch is the perfect meal for the aftermorning munchies.
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fer-doo-gle
1. To manipulate or rearrange.
2. To forge or deceive.
-I spent thirty minutes ferdoogling with that cursed Rubik's Cube, but I'm sure I only made things worse.
- Jim was losing at chess, until he ferdoogled the pieces around when his opponent wasn't looking.
-"To ferdoogle or not to ferdoogle. That is the question." - Accountants proverb
A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that they exert a nearly insurmountable influence upon their behavior, essentially rendering their emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissitic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.
Famous Testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Ming, Tywin Lannister, Sauron, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Terrell Owens, Dick Cheney, Ayn Rand (she was actually a man, she just didn't know it), Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Beethoven, Rush Limbaugh, Hitler, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...
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(tes-tos-ter-mon-stur) - A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that a nearly insurmountable influence is effected upon behavioral patterns, essentially rendering one's emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissistic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.
Famous testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Sauron, Charles Manson, Darth Vader, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Voldemort, Terrell Owens, Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Hitler, Ming, Tywin Lannister, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...
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bit-ter-tude (bih-tur-tood) noun 1. An ascerbic insulting comment, usually pre-programmed and lacking originality, doled out automatically when engaged in social, personal or political discourse by bitter people with bitter minds. 2. A bland, uninspired invective which serves to further the quality of the debate/argument/position not a single iota.
Examples of bittertudes:"Wake up, people." (usually spelled in all caps oftentimes with multiple punctuation marks), "Oh look, another libtard/conservatard" or any portmanteau involving the word retarded, "You actually believe the 'lame-stream media'?" and similar insipid rhymed-word substitution, "People who like Twilight fan-fiction need to be shot.", "Obama is a socialist, Marxist, Communist, Muslim, space-alien demon warlock sent from Mars to destroy America.", "Dem dere Mexicans need to start speakin' 'Merican or git outta dis country!" as well as racial slurs in general, and any comment involving the drinking of Kool-aid in reference to the Jonestown Massacre.