"When the weather conditions contain the only state of air-borne H20 which has been scientifically proven to be more miserable than eating dry oatmeal while wearing wet socks."
"Whenever it is sleety, I wish I were cuddled up at home with a warm blanket and a book."
"Dad refused to let the sleety weather dampen his spirits at the amusement park. The same cannot be said of the rest of the family..."
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