Audiogasm

An audio induced orgasm

Generally the result of several hours of pron followed by death metal

"Puritania gave me an audiogasm"

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eleventy billion

the most kick ass number on this planet

either you give me eleventy billion dollars or i'll fuck you to mars

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work the turkey

To apply comic relief to an otherwise serious situation.
Also has sexual connotations (see "Tap the turkey")

George: "I swear if you do that again i'll kick you in the groin"

Innocent quick whitted bystander: "Work the the turkey" (childish voice)

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Pearl Diving

The act of performing oral sex on someone with a large bean

Used casually disguised in discussion to avoid female attention

Warren: "Ben was pearl diving last night"
Kate: "what?"

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woop

Walter. or. other. people

woop is the chillest person ever!

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wenis

A small penis. Comes from a wee penis.

Oki has a wenis, cause it is so small.

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Tap the Turkey

The term "Tap the Turkey" is used to describe the act of female arousal.

Use of "Tap the Turkey" must be accompanied by a comical vision where the female groin is replaced by a steaming skinless turkey, glistening in the sun.
The steaming turkey is then tapped with 2 fingers in a rhythmic fashion.

Discovered at Ben's beach house after he hooked in with Kate

Warren: "Tap her turkey Ben"
Ben: "Shut up man"
Kate: "what?"

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