shattress

a dirty, shit on, old mattress

We found a shattress behind the motel.

grubohol

The process of obtaining food, followed by consumption of alcohol.

How about doing a grubohol tonight? I'm thinking Sheetz and Arrogant Bastard Ale.

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Fuckus

Another name for a Ford Focus.

John drives a Fuckus.

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shitfest

1) An extremely undesirable or unpleasant situation.

2) An occasion or situation where only bad things are expected to happen, or a situation that is expected to become progressively worse.

3) A monumental clusterfuck.

I have to go to the dmv tomorrow... it's gonna be a real shitfest.

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fucktify

To complicate or overcomplicate such that the actual act, issue or reference is obscured beyond necessity or understanding.

Why did you fucking script and photoshop and imageready and fucktify everything on that site?

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