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Sweet! on Twitter. Used instead of 'Sweet!' whenever talking about something to do with Twitter.
Marty: I just got twibed!
Scott: Tweet! Who's in your twibe?
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A bastardization of the word ketchup, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with mouseturd.
Cecil: Hey! Ya got any katshit or mouseturd for these here burgers?
Gloria: <sigh> What are you, four? Can't you even speak without swearing?
Cecil: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kiddin', for fuck's sake! ... so do ya got any or what?
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1. A risky act of revenge, committed because the need for revenge is greater than the need for self-preservation.
2. Something you do to get back at someone, even though you know that it will be damaging to you in the end.
Marion: Our organization has an intern working at the White House!
Rob: I hope her name isn't Monica.
Marion: Not to worry, it's a guy.
Scott: Don't forget Hillary! She's probably up for a little political revengicide!
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A combination homo-hawk (or faux-hawk) and comb-over for follically-challenged gay guys. The remaining strands are combed to the centre from both sides, covering the bald spot and creating a weak homo-hawk at the same time.
Rob: Hey, Colin's homo-hawk is looking a little sparse these days.
Aaron: Yeah it's really more of a comb-o-hawk now.
Eva: Look at that guy's hair! It's kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
Peter: Comb-o-hawk!
2193π 30π
The straight-haired person's afro. Hair that sticks out in all directions like an afro only with straight hair instead of curly. Named after former Canadian Prime Minister Joe Clark. Joe-Fro is not cool. A smart person born with Joe-Fro is an early adopter of hair products.
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Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!
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For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'
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A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.
Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!
2321π 57π
Alternate name for a faux-hawk as it's often sported by gay guys.
Jerry's been rockin' a homo-hawk for a few too many years now. Time to change it up.
Maurice: Geez, there's way more guys sporting faux-hawks in the gay village!
Claman: Yeah, they call 'em homo-hawks.
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