wife shopping

Dating with the expressed purpose of getting married quickly or in the near future.

The last time I was wife shopping I got a little out of control and thus the recent divorce.

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crash and burn

To really screw up one's life by making bad choices often accompanied by substance abuse.

"Dude, if you don't stop doing crack you're going to crash and burn."

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t’yonne

A pretty girl who is chill and is loved by everyone, she hides her feelings and seeks for help

t’yonne how are you?

take a number

Not only should you get in line, but the line is long.

I asked that pretty girl if we could have coffee sometime and she just rolled her eyes and said "take a number".

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custom deluxe

Something really cool, but often times used sarcastically. From a certain model of Chevy truck.

Back from the mall Susie showed me her latest purse, it had fourteen pockets, zippers, velcro and a secret compartment, I was hungry so all I could say was "wow, now that's custom deluxe." Needless to say, I went to lunch alone.

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tax

A portion of money stolen from one's income under the guise of helping everyone.
Something every democrat and liberal and progressive is deeply in love with.
A sexual favor given as an exchange for having to put up with some stupid woman thing.

a. "We really need to study the flight patterns of the blue bellied sap sucker because it might cure cancer, let's have a special tax" said the democrate legislator.
b. "Anyone that doesn't support my special blue bellied sap sucker tax is an angry right wing bigot that hates little kids and minorities" said the democrat operative to the reporter.
c. "My wife made me go to the mall all day" said George "but, don't worry, she's going to pay a tax tonight after the kids go to bed."

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wasp

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

a. A descendant from English ancestors who was born in America.
b. A typically affluent Connecticut resident.
c. Someone who thinks most catholics are a bunch of blind sheep.

The rich WASP from Connecticut can think for himself. He doesn't need a money/power hungry church to tell him how to live.

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