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Derion: I've been itching lately. I think I have AIDS.
Mariah: Awww, would you like some oatmeal?
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When you're getting head and blow your load and he/she keeps going but doesn't swallow. The jiz on your pelvis from this is known as oatmeal.
I'm cummed in her mouth and she kept going. After she stopped I looked down and there was jiz all over my pelvis. Oatmealing
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Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal?
Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
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The most orgasmic food in the world
it also helps you prevent getting diabetes!
"i just ate some oatmeal."
"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."
"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."
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A codeword for sexual frustration.
I am so oatmeal right now.
I'm feeling oatmeal where's my porn
Are you oatmeal?
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when you're making out with a really hot bitch and you puke in her mouth
Maaaan...I was so sick yesterday that when me and that bitch hooked up I oatmealed in her mouth, she totally wanted me though.
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