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Oatmealed

Verb; when a plan goes horribly wrong. To be interpreted as an order of magnitude worse than "Backfired".

FunnyJunk: Hey TheOatmeal, I'm suing you for 20,000$ in damages.

TheOatmeal: Oh really now? How about "f*ck off" ?

FunnyJunk: lol! Dude... do you even lift?

TheOatmeal: Actually, I'm going to fund-raise 20,000$, give it to charity instead, crucify your website by turning most of your user-base against you, have my fans inadvertently cause a DDoS on your lawyer website. Oh, and why not raise 120,000$ for charity instead, while I'm at it.

FunnyJunk: F*ck... my plan totally Oatmealed :,-(

TheOatmeal: Friendly suggestion: drop the lawsuit. Or else.

by Fock Hoff June 12, 2012


to be oatmealed

Having your website mentioned by a social actor so viral that it makes your servers crash. The expression originates from comments regarding Matthew Inman's (cartoonist behind The Oatmeal) sending a gigantic amount of people on a given website once he mentions it on his facebook page, and making this website unavailable to other fans within seconds of being posted, every single time.

โ€” Heh. Their site's been oatmealed.
โ€” I know, they'll need a new server now that The Oatmeal mentioned them in a post!
โ€” It kinda both is nice and sucks to be oatmealed.

by jorondo June 17, 2013


The Oatmeal

A hilarious and kick ass web comic created by Matthew Inman who is from Seattle, a city built of awesomeness. The comic covers serious topics such as tacos, hammer pants vs. hipsters, interpreting beverage options on an airplane, pros and cons of sitting down to pee, and what Santa really does when you're asleep.

Why don't you just go to The Oatmeal web site instead of reading some dumb ass example?

by Flying Asian December 30, 2011

90๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


oatmeal

An breakfast consisting of warmed oats and water... quite tasty! its not a pussy you pervs!

Mom can I have oatmeal for breakfast

by miss peeniz biznatch November 9, 2003

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oatmeal

grits for white people

Tyron Brown and John Smith went out for breakfast. Tyron ordered grits, and John ordered oatmeal.

by GMODAMAN June 30, 2010

101๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oatmeal

Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!

I ate Oatmeal for breakfast.

by T4C January 17, 2005

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Oatmeal

Ass

Damn that girl thiccer than a bowl of โ€œoatmealโ€

by Youze a lame January 31, 2018

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