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n. When one is about ejaculate, they turn their partners head to the side and ejaculate into ones ear.
Person 1: Get over here im gonna give you a Q-tip
Person 2: Whats that? Omg what are you doing to my ear?
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rapper who sings "Vivrant Thing"
Tell your 14-year-old sister that wasn't a Q-tip in her ear last night... it was R. Kelly's dick.
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A elderly person operating a motor vehicle.
The Q-tip in front of me was going 25 in a 45 mile an hour zone.
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abbreviation for "quit taking it personal(ly)"
"He's an alky, so he drinks. Q-tip."
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Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.
"That slut thought she had gotten it all, but she was shocked when I slipped her the Q-tip."
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A person wearing a turbin on his/her head.
The Q-tip at 7 eleven asked me for ID before I bought the forty.
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Basically just an ear dildo... I don't even know, I just inhaled Splenda through my nose and it burns like shit... What is life, honestly?
Human Being: *Cleans out ears with Q-tip remaining ignorant to the fact that cleaning your ears with a Q-tip actually just pushes the ear wax back and not cleans it*
OR:
Me: *Opens bag of Splenda*
Splenda: *Sprays wildly in the air*
Me: *Breathes*
Splenda: *Flies directly into my nose*
Me: *rolls around on the ground in pain*
Salesman: Here's a Q-TIP, good for every occasion! For cleaning your ears, makeup, keyboards, and much MUCH more!
Me: Q-tips aren't used for cleaning Splenda out of your nose
Salesman: Excuse me, let me do my job!
Me: Excuse me, do it right!
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