The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.
"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."
I hate to be the one to ask, but what the fuck is oatmeal?
Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2
Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...
A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.
Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.
a code term for smoking weed
yo man lets go eat some oatmeal
When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.
“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”
A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit
Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “