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Inadvertent ingenuity

Doing the right thing at the right time, without knowing what you are doing. Dumb luck.

John fixed the connection with inadvertent ingenuity and a Swiss Army knife.

by Chefspam January 3, 2014


Kiwi ingenuity

A term coined by New Zealanders, which supposedly implies that Kiwis good at coming up with solutions to any problem, typically in an unconventional, unusual or in such a way that uses whatever resource is available (I.e. being innovative).

New Zealanders have a habit for attaching the words “good ‘ol Kiwi” or “Kiwi” in front of a phrase, to artificially make themselves seem more interesting. To outsiders, it come across as deeply insecure - as if it is a necessity to make themselves sound more special than they are.

Kiwi 1: “During the pandemic, I attached plastic tubing to my EFTPOS reader in order to maintain 2 metres social distancing”

Kiwi 2: “Woah, that’s some Kiwi Ingenuity right there!”

Immigrant 1: *sarcastically* “Because nobody else in the world has thought of that”

Immigrant 2: “Sounds more like good ol Kiwi bullshit”

by Kiwi Bullshit December 13, 2021

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african ingenuity

the politically correct term for nigger rigging

With a little african ingenuity, the mechanic was able to get the car running.

by jenpen August 14, 2008

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African-American ingenuity

A politically correct term for nigger rigging typically in the most inefficient and cheapest manner possible by a nigger.

I am about to employ time tested, African-American ingenuity as developed by the Center for African-American Studies and Technology.

by Otteman June 29, 2010

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Blunt Force Ingenuity

Also referred to as BFI. The method used to determine the best usage of Blunt (or brute) force

Blunt Force Ingenuity is deciding whether to use a hammer or a pneumatic hammer, a power drill or a hand drill, a shovel or a snowblower.
Also referred to as BFI

by Rnydyman February 22, 2010


InGenuity

What John Hammond thought he had by creating Jurassic Park, but which actually just ended up in disaster.

In "Jurassic Park II --- The Lost World", da greedy entrepreneurs who came along after Mr. Hammond to try to re-commercialize da island thought they possesssed a huge scoop of InGenuity, as well, but their own clumsy bombastic endeavors ended up in shambles, just like their benevolent predecessor's efforts had.

by QuacksO December 17, 2020


Kiwi ingenuity

Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention

“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity

by Lord loverocket August 3, 2023

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