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A bunch of hot water hitting your body for a long period of time.
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Similar to sex. You take your clothes off, get your dick nice and wet, massage it till its nice and warm, and ejaculate your sperm thinking sexual things.
Tom took a shower today whilst thinking of a hot girl from school, the bathroom was filled with the sound of fapping for a minute, followed by a moan of pleasure as Tom jizzed all over himself.
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When a man already already has a big penis when flaccid, but when they have an erection it doesn't grow much larger.See grower
I know a man who is a shower, and his wife loves it.
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something billie eilish has never heard of
p1: yo billie u stink
billie: and what about it?
p1: take a shower
billie: lmao a what
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A place where you go to wash ur bum, but can be used for other things, including wanking, pornography shots, sleeping, and practicing oprah.
Person 1: Dude, did you here david in the shower practicing oprah?
Person 2: Yeah dude. He is so gay.
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The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.
My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.
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Something YOU should do right now. Put down your phone. There you go. Now go shower! Wash your hair!
How was the shower?
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