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After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face
I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.
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"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"
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When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.
Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!
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When you feel extremely excited about something.
OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!
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Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.
I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.
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Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"
Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it
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(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.
I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.
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