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They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...
How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped
2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.
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The nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person's anus and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say "how do you do?"
"I want to give my girlfriend a How Do You Do, but I'm concerned that she's a little too tight."
"Well, practice makes perfect."
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Mathew Mercer's famous line when a PC gets the final hit on a powerful foe. Allowing the player to decide how cool the final attack looks.
"Ok, How do you want to do this?" Asked Mercer the Merciless . Player in a shakey voice that grows more confident as they speak."I stand between my unconscious ally and swing with all my strength as it comes towards me aiming for the head." Mercer "With that, the cursed blade you wield slices through the skull of the beast in a downward slash. Straight through the neck and spine. Upon doing so the beast lands with a side of its skull on either side of your feet. As you look down you can see the even in death the blood boils as the brains start to bubble and burn."
When one person on military security watch asks another on watch what is their status/ How do you report?
Post 14 watch,how do you report?
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Tom: When did you get to be a social butterfly Larry?
Larry: I just did a little of the how-do-ya-do
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