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a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.
hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.
guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"
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massive bi and tri man with little penis and sucks his own cock and likes men
Did u see that gay guy, what a porch.
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To jab someone really hard in the penis.
Phil was porched so hard that his dick almost fell off.
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Overpriced ass dragger, Old man car.
Yo that kids cobra ate that weak ass porche for lunch!
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a large stem found in a bag of marijuana
This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!
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An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch
Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick
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A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.
"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"
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