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What you would say to someone (Usually a Friend) when they repeat the same story they have previously told.
Steve: "Dude, I totally almost died on the turnpike the other day"
Paul: "Sean Connery"
Steve: "WHAT! No Way"
Paul: "uh ya....this is like the 3rd time you told me this week"
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When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.
Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
A form of bitch slap performed on a person (usually a women) to keep them in line and let them know who's in charge.
"my women was giving me shit last night so i gave her a sean connery slap"
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Sean Connery THE Pirate- almost like Sean Connery, but a pirate. The ONLY pirate. He's Sean Connery.. ERGO, pirate.
Often heard on prank phone calls.
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1. The final boss of Samurai Zombie Nation
2. Anything Awesome that catches you by suprise
example 1:
Mc Hammer: hello there young man.
kid 1: Naked Zombie Sean Connery !!
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a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!
After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."
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