smoke

An activity that an avetard participates in 24/7. These dudes get baked on the daily and only think about the next time they will get high.

Yea, Froomie got more wax, we gonna smoke tonight.

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smoking

A simple way to simultaneously ruin your health, eliminate your sex appeal, empty your wallet and support huge corporations that don't give a damn about well-being.

Smoking is a great way to increase the cost of your health insurance and life insurance, AND your likelyhood of needing to utilize them.

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smoke

To beat someone at something.

"DOOD. I just totally smoked you at Scrabble, Doug!" or "Put THAT in your pipe and SMOKE it!"

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smoking

A legal form of suicide.

He was depressed so he started smoking.

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smoking

Way of paying large amounts of tax.

Dont talk to me about income tax... i smoke

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smokes

Slang for cigarettes, cigars, or pipes.

Go in there and buy me some smokes.

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smoke-_-

smoke-_- from the irc phrase meaning
"without penis" recently changed to
"shag sheep"

I saw a farmer smoke-_- one of his lambs, he loved it

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