Mount Launderous

Hills of varying sizes created by the accumulation of clean clothing and linens waiting to be folded after removal from the dryer.

It's going to take me all weekend to climb Mount Launderous. I went mining in Mount Launderous to find a pair of underwear.

camel mount

Camel toe; kind of like when your pants get caught in your butt crack. Except it's a result of having too much labia and the pants get caught in there. You're welcome😇

Ew, you can see Elise's camel mount in those pants

mounting and balancing

Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.

One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!

surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

mason mount

lucy’s boyfriend

mason mount is the best player at chelsea

mount silver

A pokémon creepypasta where slowly, everyone dies from hypothermia and frostbite, including red and YOU. Your pokémon die in this order, Meganium, Pidgeot, Lugia, Feraligatr, Tyranitar, Typhlosion.
also that pikachu jumpscare scared the shit out of me along with celebi’s perish song that fucking hurt

Person 1: hey have you heard of mount silver
Person 2: yes, the celebi perish song hurt
Person 1: indeed