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fluffy animals who love jazz, and jazz loves them.
the alpaca did not spit on jazz
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Alpacas are the most majestic creatures to ever roam Saturn but are used as a joke here on earth.
Alpaca my bags and I'll be going.
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1. Something that is better than a Llama
2. Something that is better than you
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the worlds greatest animal. this is so because jesus chose an alpaca to ride to the area we now know as the united states. the alpaca was his "godly animal" of choice because the alpaca could walk across water, fly if it really loved you, and could reach speeds up to the speed of sound on foot. be sure to get down and chant the following phrase if you see an alpaca: "shama ghala eh oh calla, shama ghala eh oh calla." the phrase means "pray to the almighty animal of god!"
jesus rode the almighty alpaca
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the greatest animal that will dominate the world after we destroy ourselves .the alpacas will create underground chambers to survive in while we destroy humans and all minor species. while in these chambers.they will discover cold fusion and and engineer new species to live on the earth
the narwhal will asist the alpaca in their universal conquest starting with the earth
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a relitive to the Llama that has a tendency to be very pickey about the silkeyness of it's coat, likes expensive shampoo and african cheese.
I saw an Alpaca being sherred for it's silky coat, then washed with expensive shampoo, after,they fed it African cheese as an award for its good behavior.
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Slang term referring to the packing of a bowl of weedies. This is used when not wanting to be obvious of ones intentions.
Hey brosef, why don't you alpaca it up?
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