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Big Johnson

An often used synonym for a man's penis.

Hey baby, Big Johnson's back at my place waiting for you."

by vector August 22, 2004

421πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


Big Johnson

A funny dude (probably called Cameron) with a dope ass truck.

OMG was that THE Big Johnson?

by low key lit May 29, 2019


Big Dick Johnson

- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy

Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.

by MMMMMJohnson April 6, 2013

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Big Balls Johnson

A child with huge overgrown nuts.

Damn that kid has some huge nuts! Ya, we call him big balls johnson.

by Bryan Johnson June 11, 2006

44πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


big bubba johnson

Someone who is big and muscular. Who looks like a walking burnt nugget. And has a meaty dick.

Don’t get raped by Big Bubba Johnson!

by Cats cats cats February 21, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Big Hair Johnson

Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.

rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.

by ranceapanca April 22, 2009

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023