patent

Obvious; plain; self-evident.

- George W. protects the freedom and liberty of America.
- You do realize that's patent bullshit, don't you.

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patent

A legal that inventors have to come up with so other people don't steal or wordgank/wordtheir inventions.

"I didn't get a patent on my "Scat-a-pult" and someone put one on the market already.

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patent

To take an existing commodity and claim ownership over its production rights.

Let's patent rice and sell it to the asians.

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Patented

If you copy it I'll fucking kill you.

Person 1: This is my invention, its patented
Person 2: I'll just copy that...
Person 1: FIE UPON YOU!
(murders Person 2)

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Patent

Pattern. Used when a person has a trick up his sleeves.

Oui ah chootee, you always patent more than badminton.

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patents

a trophy or award given to you that you earned by something you did

jackson earned 2 patents for his project on the telephone

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PATENT TROLL

A company-or divison of a company-whose sole reason for being is to sue other companies/individuals for patent infringment.Sometimes the troll is a large tech company with many patents.Other times it's a smaller company that purchases patents...then goes huntin'.Don't let this stop you from makin' shit.

UNBIASED ANCHORMAN:"Great news CRACKBERRY ADDICTS!The USPTO
ruled today that PATENT TROLL NTP's claims
against RIM are invalid.Whew...that was
close!More after these emai-uh messages."

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