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An extremely clever man, who knows the world and his wife.... and they're professional sports star kids.
They say you only need to know 5 people in the world in order to build up enough connections to enable you to know everyone on the planet. Unless you know a Sanderson! A Sanderson knows everyone, some even believe some Sanderson's knows who assassinated J.F. Kennedy, and the whereabouts of 2-Pac, they also know every famous sports star on earth because they are part of the vast Sanderson family tree.
(e.g. Chris Hoy - 2nd Cousin )
Urban legend has it a 'Sanderson' once sat next to Bill gates on the bus and advised him that computers would definitely catch on. Need i say anymore, Sanderson knows everyone and everything.
Teacher "Does anyone know anything about windsurfing" ?
Millie "My friend Alice is amazing at windsurfing, she's been doing it for years and just won the England Championships"
Jake "Steady on Shat, we got ourselves a Sanderson"
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When someone picks their nose, nails or various blemishes (zits, moles, warts, etc.) on their face and eats it or flicks it on other people.
"He's so gross! He's such a Sanderson."
"Ewww did you see what he just did? He just pulled a Sanderson."
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A Sanderson is a broke ass soilder, that soilder is no good. He is one of Jerry's Kids, a rag bag and he is fucking you. He's not your friend!
That broke dick permanent profile soilder is such a Sanderson when it come to TAC detail.
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Tthe art of stealing private information from Arsenal youth players, publishing it, then letting the players get bollocked by Liam Brady.
Example: Hi Sanderson, I'm joining Plymouth on a 2 year trial.
Sandersonism gets put into practice after he publishes it on Young Guns.
1) To become partially to fully naked for no reason whatsoever
2) To be inappropriate in a histerically appropriate way as to make it not only acceptable but encouraged
3) To drink as much as possible in as short amount of time as possible
4) To be unable to hit a softball to anywhere but the short-stop and beating it out
5) Able to pick up any chick(s) even if done so completely by accident
6) To be the iron chef of pounding vag in the kitchen
"Oh man! I got so sandersonsed last night. Ya all i remember is taking down a bottle of Whiskey, then muttering some incoherent words to a hot bartender who proceeded to give me her number, then i blatantly insulted her and she still wanted me, and finally i ended up in a later night game of softball and went 4-4 with 4 mediocre ground balls to the short stop. Yup, I would say I got so sandersoned i cant believe im still alive."
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Won Gold in the 2004 Olympics in wrestling, was also a 4x undefeated NCAA champion.
Cael Sanderson is considered one of the greatest US wrestlers of all time.
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Brandon Sanderson is a fiction and fantasy author who became well known for finishing the Wheel of Time series after the author Robert Jordan's death in 2007.
He is, however, a more than competent writer in his own right, penning gripping stories with complex plots, world building, and fascinating magic systems.
"He's coming to Seattle for a book signing!!"
"Who is?"
"Brandon Sanderson, of course! Who else would I be this excited about?"
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