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A diaper filled with both yellow and blue shit. The diaper is then kept and preserved for years by the "shitter" for the purpose of building a long lasting relationship with the aforementioned diaper. A comparable relationship would be that of Tom Hanks to Wilson in the movie Cast Away.
Yo man... I have this friend who shat coloured shit in a diaper and kept it... he named that thing Seymore.
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Greatest Pornographer of Modern Times, KING OF ALL BUTTS!!!
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The most juvenile and boring of all the "when you say this name semi-fast it kinda sounds dirty... I Know!! let's prank call someone!!" jokes. Most likely the first one you learned.
- "Hello, is Seymore Butt's there"
- "Hold on, I'll check..."
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Kay Jewelers exclusive Open heart collection by Jane Seymore. It looks like 2 sets of butt cheeks.
I got my wife the Jane seymore butts necklace for valentines day. She took it back.
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Wet willy using your toe, or toes.
If you don't quit fuckin' with me, i going to give you a wet Seymore and kick your ass outta bed.
Gentleman and immortal cat. Possibly celestial. He is a firm believer that "you guys suck."
TRam and Phillip Seymore Cat is party.
just like mike hunt and mike oxlong this is a joke name ment to sound like "see more dicks" you can now use this in kahoot.
would you like to meet seymore dicks?