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Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Tom Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
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Suspect in an U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Command(CID) probe into loan sharking, cash-for-title, and sleazy collection agency fraud that had been feasting on and victimizing U.S. Army soldiers around Texas army installations, most notably Fort Hood. Keynote speaker for cash-for-title industry, and perrenial consumer of their lobbying dollars. Former legislative champion for bottom-feeder predatory industries. Resigned when indicted in Texas for unrelated tomfoolery.
He cares about her about as much as Tom Delay gives a shit if a soldier gets his car repoed while risking his life in Iraq over a $200 loan. What a turd.
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Evil un-American, unethical bastard who imposes his radical christian right-wing beliefs on others and threatens to destroy anyone who opposes his radical extremism. Has absolutely no respect for the constitution or judges upholding the constitution. A former exterminator who is now a corrupt puppet for the energy industry.
Hopefully that large bus will do the patriotic thing and run over Tom DeLay.
Give Tom DeLay $10000000 and he will let your company destroy America while the taxpayers are forced to clean up the mess.
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One of the biggest fuckers on the planet. Panders to the right and does not compromise with the left.
Hopefully, Tom Delay will be forced to resign.
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When used as a transitive verb, to screw someone or something over in a completely gratuitous gesture of amoral nihilistic sadism. Can be shortened to "DeLay."
Us Military personel are really being Tom Delayed twice -- first they're sent to Iraq and then, upon their return, their veterans' benefits are getting cut. Joke's on them, I suppose.
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An evil bastard who preaches his moronic fear-breeding Christian Conservatism the same way that Hitler preached anti-Semitism. If Tom DeLay becomes president, he probably will make concentration camps for liberals.
How bout job placement for DeLay? PUt him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people's assholes
And the award for world's greatest asshole...
TOM DELAY
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