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A six-pack of cheap beer.
Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.
Usage:
Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!
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Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"
"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."
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A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.
"I wish I had abs like The Situation."
"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."
"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."
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A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.
The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.
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The situation .. yours never changed
Never does ..
Despite what you write
Soon?
lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..
I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …
There were openings ..
But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening
I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem …
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No thanks …
Got used to cuddling up to myself …
And talking to myself …
At least I know where I stand then ..
Don’t think you have the same problem ..
Situation .. can’t do bs
Won’t do bs
Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in
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Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.
His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.
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It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.
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