curded

A really bad shit.
A number 5.

You curded all over my bathroom !?

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Curding

When someone repeats phrases twice when exchanging pleasantries. Commonly practiced in the state of Wisconsin.

Guy: How you doing today son?
Son: Doing good, doing good...

Curding

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curd

A curd is someone who is both a cunt and a turd.

Sally is such a curd.

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curds

what little miss muffet ate

"eating her CURDS and whey"

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Curd

Slang word for marijuana

Y'all Niggas got curd?

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curd

Also known as "creampie", a curd is a contraction of cum and turd; such as the residual from anal sex.
WARNING: Curds can make a time-delayed exit, usually when trying to sneak a fart later. Pass with caution!

When I decided I was through with her ass, Mary went and relinquished her curds in the toilet.
alt.; Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet...

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Curding

Social, recreational cottage cheese consumption.

Can be eaten, injected (which can result in a chronic case of lumpy arm), smoked, and inserted anally.

Reportedly contributed to the death of Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix.
Also known as riding the chunky white horse.

My brother and his friends got caught curding under the bleachers at a football game.

Please, talk to your children about curding.

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