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futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"

by CorgisDie February 6, 2017

26๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


futon

another word for an asian.

"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"

"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"

by niggins August 11, 2007

473๐Ÿ‘ 246๐Ÿ‘Ž


futon

A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.

I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.

by Hablacraja December 21, 2003

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futon

-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time

"Damn, that bitch is a futon"

by tomm-e January 10, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


futon

A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.

Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.

by evilmango April 12, 2006

110๐Ÿ‘ 355๐Ÿ‘Ž


futon

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

65๐Ÿ‘ 230๐Ÿ‘Ž


futon

n., Japanese word meaning 'sore back'.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh futon hurt back."

by lotus.tear May 13, 2007

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