google

(original definition)

verb

to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)

This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.

“Brother Harold, you are to google Muffy Berenson until sufficiently soiled.”

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google

N. A company hell bent on world domination. With features ranging from telling you the answer to life, universe, and everything to showing you an aerial photo of Area-51, there is no question whether or not their goal is world domination.

Bob: OMG OMG, GOOGLE IS GOING TO EFFING TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
JOE: better Google taking over the world than Microsoft.
BOB: you got a point there. Now let's go order some prostitutes

Personally, I wouldn't terribly mind Google taking over the world-the only regret I would have is that they beat me to world domination.

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google

google is an app that is used by millions of people. it tends to give you answers your looking for, and it gives you trash you didn't want. google is good and bad. do (not) use.

hey, google is acting up again. its giving me the answer of "55" when i aksed to do 5x10-

thats kinda confusing..

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google

My Personal Spellchecker.

"Hey dude how do you spell marijuana?"
"I'm not sure. Lemme Google it!"

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google

Quite possibly the greatest website ever invented.

Fucking use google before you do something stupid.

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google

1 v. To search for a term or terms using the Google search engine.
2 n. A highly-used search engine that is considered the most effective on the internet by many
3 n. The number 1, followed by 100 zeros.

I googled for a serial to Windows XP, but I found a German porn site instead.

Google owns Yahoo's ass.

I have been to that fucking site a google times.

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google

it knows who you are
it knows where you live
it knows were you work
it even knows who your mum is

they might aswell change its name to skynet

google an essential tool for stalkers

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