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To perform poorly. To screw-up.
Dude...I f****n jonesed that mid-term.
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Verb; A way to tell someone they have been "punked", "screwed", or "burned". It's a way to be compared to someone that has been the butt of a joke.
whoever reads this example is actually wasting their time
HA YOU'VE BEEN JONESED!!!!!!
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To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.
1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."
2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."
3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"
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To be absolutly drunk to the point where you can't lift your head out of your own pile of vomit.
Dude that kids not silly happy or bonkers that kid is fucking JONESED.
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when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.
1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.
2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.
3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?
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A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.
"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."
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