Lobbying

The legal form of bribing the government

Comcast is lobbying congress to maintain their monopolistic stranglehold on the market without restriction. How is this allowed?

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Lobbying

the process of going down to you apartment building's lobby to hu with someone because you are not able to see them any other way (i.e groundings).

I was grounded this weekend so I had to lobby it with Joseph.

I love lobbying with people; how else would I hu with them!

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Lobby

A place to shake nyash for cash, make friends and cause problems

Person A: I'm going on lobby to see some big batty gyal shaking bunds
Person B: She better be leng styll

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Lobbi

The Definition of Lobbi:
Loving, charming, sexy.
It's a word, what you say to someone, if you really like him/her, and you don't wanna lose him/her.
Or when you apologize to somebody.

I gotta go! Lobbi <3
I'm so sorry, Lobbi <3

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Lobbies

Slang or short for Lobsters

Bro, I am starving...

Let's get some lobbies and beer at The Palm

Cool

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lobby

1. v. i. To pay politicians under the table to get them to be more agreeable to your employer's point of view, be it for or against something.
2. n. A particular group of people who engage in lobbying, e.g. the gun lobby. see also lobbyist.

I am a lobbyist who lobbies against the lobby lobby.

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lobby

adjective: a guy that always acts like a high dumbass even when he's sober.

dude, randy is so lobby. he cant turn on the tv. what a tool.

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