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A prank of the most extraordinary kind executed by a guy named Bill Lomax.
Who took the wheel off my chair?! Oh no! I've been Lomaxed!
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power full strong mined except if you have matthew as your first name
To be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la Bernie Lomax(Weekend at Bernie's movie)
After happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the Princeton, Biff lomaxed home down 21st Street with a Circle Pizza no doubt.
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A REALLY big, hard, possibly bum-tearing poop. The kind where you have more blood than poop on the tp for the first wipes.
A huge shit in both girth and length.
If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:
Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax
Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax
Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax
Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax
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