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Lumbago

A serious disease that affects your ability to Do daily tasks, such as ride into town, or help a man get his horses back to his wagon.

“Hey uncle, come with us to rob this bank”
“I can’t, my lumbago is kicking in right now”
“Understanda🅱️Le have a nice day”

“Did you see uncle lift that case of whiskey?”
“Yeah, must’ve been hard with his lumbago”
“He’s a true hero

by Dank Hill6969 November 13, 2018

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Lumbago

Lumbago is a very serious spine condition that affects the lower part of your spine that’s why Uncle can’t stand up right but Dutch always has a plan

I’ve got LUMBAGO it’s a slow painful death my brother

by It’s just a prank amber November 28, 2018

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Lumbago

Serious back pain that will be sure to take you off your feet for life

Arthur: "We need help lifting the supplies. Uncle, can you help?" Uncle:" Oh I can't son, it's my Lumbago. A very serious disease"

by Gekyume's Sacred Foreskin May 9, 2019

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Lumbago

A common, painful condition affecting the lower portion of the spine.
Low back pain is caused by injury to a muscle (strain) or ligament (sprain). Common causes include improper lifting, poor posture, lack of regular exercise, a fracture, a ruptured disc or arthritis.
Often, the only symptom is pain in the lower back.
Most low back pain goes away on its own in two to four weeks. Physiotherapy and pain relievers can help. A few cases may require surgery.
Usually self-treatable
Usually self-diagnosable
Lab tests or imaging rarely required

I'm really sick John
LUMBAGO

by aleXDogg October 27, 2020

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Lumbago

Uncles Excuse to not do anything

"is one of you gonna get that fellas horse"
"I got lumbago it's very serious"
"lumbago Really"

by Doctorwho101 April 4, 2021

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Lumbago

Back cancer

You have lumbago

by Lebzian for life July 23, 2019

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lumbago

A useless coworker (lumb) who the company is too afraid to fire. You have to work harder as a result and this causes pain in your lower back.

They assigned Jim to our team. He's a lumbago so everyone else is going to have to pick it up a notch.

by eezeemoney June 12, 2008

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