paint the bathroom

v: the act of ejaculating on someone's face. (past tense: painted their bathroom)

excuse me bitch, mind if i paint the bathroom?

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paint the bathroom a new color

The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.

Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"

Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"

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Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.

I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.