pewt

A fart unceremoniously released in church, reverberating off the pew to the shock and entertainment of those around.

John totally pewted during communion this morning!

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Pewt

MORALLY ROTTEN, BAD,VILE,DECOMPOSING

Inside the refrigerator was absolutley PEWT as there had been meat left inside with no power switched on for weeks.

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Pewt

the oposite of pwn, or bad. Randomly found, and turned into the greatest synonym for bad, trust me, you'll be saying it forever!!!

person a: Aww man, we did terrible in (insert game or other here)
person b: Thats total pewt!!

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As nissed as a pewt

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!

Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.

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PewT-Series

The combining of YouTube's two most popular channels PewDiePie & T-Series which will equate to over 100 million subscribers and over 50 billion views

PewDiePie have decided to stop fighting the inevitable and merge with his competition T-Series the create PewT-Series

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Pewting

T9 Word's (auto word finder) from a cell phone when trying to send the word 'sexting'

Are you pewting me or are you just happy to be texting me?