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Recognise

When someone disrespects you and you in turn burn their ass, they must recognise.

A "Did you really use a fun font?"
B "Yeah"
C "Hey i like this curly font"
B "Ha, see? RECOGNISE!"

(pause)

A "Ok, I recognise"
B "HELLYEAH"

by Thomyorkeismylover February 28, 2009

24πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Recognise

When someone makes a smart ass and/or tries to joke on you, and you in turn reply/joke on them. You must say " Recognise"afterwards. They in turn say "ok I recognise"

Dude: " Yea thats why your ugly"
You: :"Yea thats why I have a girl, and you dont"
You"Boom. Recognise"
Dude"shit...fine....Recognise"

by bigcat13 July 11, 2010

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


recognised

"Accepted", "we agree"

Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

205πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


recognise

recognize, take note of particular familiar characteristics

It is wise to recognise basic facts!
Recognise achievement, peace, liberty and prosperity.
Principle of introduction recognises candid movement.

by Hercolena Oliver January 23, 2009

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


The first country to recognise Bangladesh

Bharat. She recognized Bangla Desh on 6 Dec 1971 around 11 AM.

Several newspapers including The New York Times, The Irish Times, Asian News Service, The Bangladesh Observer, The Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, and so on.

Bangladesh was helped by Bharat in all cases at 1971 War and became the first country to recognise Bangladesh.

by typical Indian October 14, 2023

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


How to recognise a witch

Follow this guide to how to recognise a real life witch

1) β€œLook for the nose-holes,” my grandmother said. β€œWitches have slightly larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy, like the rim of a certain kind of seashell.”
β€œWhy do they have such big nose-holes?” I asked.
β€œFor smelling with,” my grandmother said. β€œA REAL WITCH has the most amazing powers of smell. She can actually smell out a child who is standing on the other side of the street on a pitch-black night.”

2) β€œa REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.”
β€œSurely not always,” I said. β€œWhat about in the summer when it’s hot?”

3) Abnormally large feet. A woman traditionally has small feet but a real life Witch will have men's size feet

4) Rough hands. A witch had rough sore hands from her broomstick riding and potion making. She will also be significantly older than the age she is presenting herself as. Her face may look young but the hands and neck will give her away

5) Deflated saggy breasts. Again a Witch will hide these well using push up bras and not often showing much cleavage. From the expression colder than a witches tit. There is no fat in her breasts and therefore they are very cold. They also receive little blood circulation because they are so thin.

6) Belching. Witches are typically very belchy due to their alcohol intake and their nervousness about being exposed

Follow this survival guide of how to recognise a witch. It could save your life

by The Milk Man Cometh July 12, 2024