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Time after which any type of device will stop working right.
Nick : 13 month after I bought it, my iPod doesn't work anymore.
Mom : I told you it wasn't going to last longer than the warranty.
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the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.
mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.
When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.
Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .
Buyer: does it have warranty?
Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.
Buyer: wtf?
Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!
Too buy an item from a store. If that item breaks you return to the store buy the same item again and return the broken one saying that you bought it broken.
Johhny bought a Playstation 3 and broke it. So he went out bought the same PS3 switched the broken one to the knew one and returned it saying it was broken and got his money back all cash, and thats what you call a nigga warranty.
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Jim was busy voiding the warranty when his mom walked in.
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When your technogadgetry breaks shortly after the warranty has expired.
Apple charged me $80 to fix my iPhone. I've got a warranty burn.
i would like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty
"hi i would like to speak about your car's extended warranty"
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