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Boesy:"oh shit! i forget to bring you the money"
Slobberdan:"Don't woz i got some spare change"
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Nickname for genius Apple Computer co-inventor, Steve Wozniak. Commonly heard as "The Woz". See: www.woz.org
"Without Woz, Apple Computer wouldn't have been the same."
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To fuck someone over emotionally, financially, or physically. To manipulate those close to you for personal sadistic pleasure.
Guys, Gary totally wozzed the fuck out of me. He owes me $60k.
To screw over a girl for the purpose of having sex with said girl.
Bill went out with Sally and after a week they had sex, after which Bill immediately broke up with her. He thus Woz'd Sally.
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to jizz in the pants when seeing that Apple came out with yet another high-tech gizmo
Steve Wozniak (the creator of Apple) had the nickname "Woz" and thats where this word comes from
Advertisment: INTRODUCING THE iPAD 3!
Apple geek: *jizz* HOLY SHIT I JUST WOZZED MY PANTS!
*Calls other Apple Geek* Dude! iPad 3!
Other Apple Geek: *woz* oh......my.........god
teehee they wozzed themselves!
woz
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A furry, cuddly animal or person that often makes cute noises as a bid for attention or affection. The term Woz can refer to both people and animals and is often a pet name for a significant other.
Your cat is a total Woz, he just plomps down in your lap and starts purring and whimpering
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