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A quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.
The server chassis was snapped in two, but I've kludged it together with electrical tape.
A Rolex watch that has been stolen, and now the thief is currently wearing the Rolex.
"Yo, check out that fool's Stolex."
angelic yield (an-jel-ick yeeld)
“angelic yields” began as a trend in mid-september of 2021 as people started posting about refilling bathroom stalls with toilet paper. this trend is known as a parody to the “devious lick” trend, where people stole, vandalized, or showed off items of which they took primarily from their schools. this trend, however, counteracts it as more of a kindness rather than it being mischievous.
guy 1: “bro did you see that one guy that deviously licked the school’s toilets??”
guy 2: “yes, i hope he pays the school back by doing an angelic yield…”
A new-comer to Alaska, ignorant of the terrain, the weather, the animals, the culture, the necessary driving skills in the winter, etc. Opposite of a sourdough.
-Did you see the 90-car pile-up on the Glenn Highway this morning on your way to work?
--Yeah, and how much you wanna bet that it was all caused by some goddamn Cheechako at the front of the pack?
A male who, while engaged in sexual activity, will narrate, or provide commentary of events and actions as he makes them.
Kurt decided to be The Narrator last night, so I left.
Taylor Swift witchcraft
The practice of witchcraft incorporated with Taylor Swift music, concert confetti, eras color magic, lyric affirmations, midnight manifestations, willow dance rituals, and moonstone usage. People who practice Swiftcraft do not worship Taylor Swift and may worship any deity they wish but they use her lyrics to guide them in life.
I joined a Swiftcraft coven.
I practice Swiftcraft.
in reference to a D&D character, extremely dumb and unintelligent. One can be classified as chaotic stupid if they do such things as taking a more complicated way to do things, or do something the party has told them not to, for no reason.
DM: "Okay guys, you enter into the room and there's a button in the middle of the room."
Player 1: "Okay. Don't press the button guys. It could be a trap. Let's just continue."
Player 2: "What colour is this button?"
Player 1: "Does that matter?"
DM: "It's bright red like the buzzers on Family Feud."
Player 2: "I can't resist it. I push the button."
Player 1: "Really? We got Mr. Chaotic Stupid over here don't we?"