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suitcase pimp

In the porn industry, a suitcase pimp is an unemployed boyfriend/husband of a porn star who takes care of the details of the star's personal and/or business affairs.

Jenna Jameson's suitcase pimp brought her an iced caramel macchiatto and wiped the cum off her face after her scene was finished.

by jimbalaya September 9, 2006


a contraction of "spare change"


"I am going to spange on the corner for a beer"

by Cybelle November 28, 2006


corkage fee for cake

Some restaurants charge cakeage if you eat your own cake at the restaurant.

by Cyclone Odette November 14, 2008


English acronym standing for Away With The Fairies. Despite the inclusion of the word Fairies there is no implication of homosexuality in the expression. It is merely used to describe someone who is in a world of their own either because they are daydreaming or are thinking intensely and thus are oblivious to what is going on around them. The expression goes back to an old superstition, prevalent throughout Europe that fairies, wee folk, call them what you will, could steal a person's soul, leaving behind a husk that stared at nothing until it faded away and died.

Superstition aside, it came to be applied to people who became so engrossed in their own thoughts that they ignored what was going on around them. For a while it was used as a politically incorrect medical acronym written in a patient's notes to describe someone suffering from dementia or in a highly confused state of mind for some other reason. Fortunately it has fallen into disuse medically owing to its meaning becoming known to a wider audience. Its major use now is in the workplace where it describes someone who spends time staring into space rather than doing something useful.

"Malcolm must be thinking really hard, he's been staring at the wall for over an hour."
"Nah! Malcolm doesn't think, he's just AWTF."

by AKACroatalin April 14, 2015

Crotch Novel

A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.

"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*

by Spliffsicles July 6, 2012


(exclaimation) Oldcootism used during great consternation or surprise. Used by 1890’s prospectors, cantankerous old farmers, and young people playing old people on TV in the ‘60’s and ‘70’s.

Them dern aliens ruined my golldarn rubbarb patch with their flyin' machine, dagnabbit!

by crazyoldman October 17, 2003


A phrase used in Afrikaans in South Africa to explain to someone how hard you will slap them in the face. Used commonly by drunk men or angry old tannies (aunties)

Jan: Pieter you must stop bothering me now man or I will klap you that your snot spray over there!

Pieter: A snotklap doesn't scare me bru, come at me!

by BigBullManMilkers January 22, 2023