shipper

n. Someone who resides in or looks like the reside in a township, i.e., Dearborn Heights, MI. These folks are generally trashy and put the ass in class.

Look at this fuckin shipper

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stroh's

n. Beer found in, among other places i'm sure, tha D that tastes kinda bad yet is cheap and, in some cirlces, hip.

Me: Eh Mitch, did you get a caser?
Mitch: Yeah, I got a thirty of Stroh's

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the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

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melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.

Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

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Newcastle Brown Ale

n. Some gross, expensive, hipster beer that tastes like wine. Will get you drunk.

I tasted Newcastle, then grimmaced.

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wood pusher

an insult used to get back at all the skateboarders for makin up fruitbooter. it insults all the followers that think to be cool they have to skateboard.

me: wow look at that gay poser wood pusher.
fellow rollerblader: ya to bad he will never be able to actually do something challenging like grind more than 3 inches of a rail

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third option

n. The butt. When gettin down with a lady the third option is the butt.

Mitch: You get some aisss last night?
Me: She was raggin so I hit up the third option.

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