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poop glance

looking in the toilet and observing your poop after you have crapped it out

I think I saw John take a poop glance trying to find last night corn and mashed potatoes.

by plug19197 June 18, 2009


glance fuck

A longing, desperate, smoldering glance at a stranger, strategically engineered to command their sexual attention.

I glanced fucked this girl through a cafe window this morning, but she looked away. She's probably a lesbian.

by izikeyl June 26, 2005

21πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.

The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.

by jeffbo May 26, 2009

5220πŸ‘ 3178πŸ‘Ž


gay glance

The look shared between two queer people when some heterosexual nonsense has just happened.

Aspen and Piers shared a gay glance when the professor assumed Piers was texting his β€œgirlfriend” in class.

by Weirdsexphd January 1, 2019


pants glance

to sneak a quick peek at a mans genital region through the pants in order to size up his penis. Usually done by gay men or bi-curious dudes.

I saw Ryan at the mall giving every guy the pants glance.

by Riq August 15, 2006

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dick Glance

When a man removes his penis from his pants while his partner is not looking during a makeout or lapdance or similar pre-coitus situation. Upon seeing his penis, the "glance", there is a 2/3 chance that the partner will act favorably on the sighting. aka "The DG"

When we were in Vegas, Jack pulled the dick glance on a stripper. She took the bait. Good thing we were on separate trips.

by buttprintcorby October 4, 2010

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Glancing Blow

Head from a girl with a lazy eye.

That girl that gave me head last night had one eye looking at me and one eye looking for me...it was like she gave me a glancing blow!

by Ofnsve August 26, 2009

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž