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Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.
Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.
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Fruit - made of seed bearing oats. Fruits contain seeds
Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits
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Oatmeal means that you’re bored. Or something is plain. Oatmeal is NOT a food. Contrary to popular belief, in 2012 it was just a huge meme that you could eat oatmeal to not be bored. If you’re eating oatmeal, you’re probably eating hummus.
“Damn dude, I feel so oatmeal right now”
“Fr tho like there’s nothing to do. It’s so oatmeal here”
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A caramel light-skinned black girl
I'm in love with the oatmeal!
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When cum drips out of an orifice into a waiting mouth. Like a vodka slide of cum.
She sat there with her mouth open forever waiting for him to cum to enjoy her oatmeal slide.
Lil oatmeal is the best rapper ever. His social media is @theliloatmeal . He has sex constantly and was married to Zendaya. He currently dates Rubi Rose, a fellow rapper.
Lil oatmeal is the greatest rapper.
When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.
John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!